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Subject: Umbrella Review from client
I have a client in NY who received 4 umbrella samples from me and their team used them on a very rainy day. This type A over achieving group just sent me their professional analysis of the four samples. If you have a minute or two and need to lighten up your day, it’s worth it! Katherine
Umbrella #1
Though the label says that it was manufactured in France, I am inclined to think that it was made in Israel considering that it provides roughly the same coverage as a yarmulke. This umbrella is of the “pocket size” category, an outdated and trite group of umbrellas. The umbrella is black with sewn white border around the edge of the canopy-a gaudy over-the-top effect that seems like a desperate attempt to make up for the microscopic handle, which, it seems, could not even be properly grasped by a newborn infant or a Lego man. The mechanical function of this umbrella is its strength, the deployment was quite buttery smooth.
Umbrella #2
At first glance this umbrella appears to be of average build, handle size and coverage. I suppose it would be almost entirely average if it weren’t for its explosive and frightening deployment. Though this umbrella is armed with the standard “push button” release, we were concerned that an accidental triggering could be mistaken for a small explosion or shoe bomb, hardly what today’s professional needs while crowding into the subway car or using the public restroom.
Umbrella #3
This is a golf style umbrella-huge, impractical and embarrassing. You have to wonder about people who carry this type of umbrella. The coverage of this hand held water protection shelter is so vast, that carrying would be equivalent to operating a human sidewalk plow. Rejected.
Umbrella #4
We all seem to agree that this is the best choice. Though it takes itself a bit too seriously with a double retention strap (are you kidding me?) and a “wooden” handle, its combination of a mid-canopy vent, a pleasing and mechanically efficient deployment, and proper heft make this a clear winner. All of us are in agreement that we would be proud to distribute this specimen to our clients. A memento of our commitment to client service, high quality work product and protection from the elements.
-The Umbrella Committee